The Assistant's job is to help with the logistics of Periscope since Sock Cop does not have any arms. Some of his main duties are to fix the glasses and mustache as well as to turn off the things. The assistant is known to be incompetent and hideously disfigured. While Sock Cop is not periscoping, the assistant helps Sock Cop run his website and social media accounts. The assistant is also married to the lawyer.

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